"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
12/06/2016 at 13:47 • Filed to: Corona
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"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
12/06/2016 at 13:47 • Filed to: Corona | 12
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See?!? I told you it was out there, and that I’d prove it. Now restrain yourself, we don’t want any coronal mass ejections up in here. Ready? Ok.
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Behold its majesty, bask in its radiance! Fear not, mortal fleshbags, for the Corona rustles softly in the Western sun.
CalzoneGolem
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 13:49 |
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Errghh! My stitches! *doubles over in pain*
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 13:49 |
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“coronal mass ejections” a la “The Solar Anus”?
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 13:54 |
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[inhales]
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Dats nice!
CaptDale - is secretly British
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 13:56 |
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That does nothing for me.....
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RallyWrench
> CalzoneGolem
12/06/2016 at 13:56 |
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Sorry bud. I warned you guys to be ready!
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/06/2016 at 13:57 |
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Solara Anus?
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RallyWrench
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/06/2016 at 13:59 |
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Yeah, Sol’s Butthole. You don’t want to be near it.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:01 |
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Nice plate.
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RallyWrench
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/06/2016 at 14:02 |
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Pretty sure it’s original paint. About the only way it’d be better is if it was a stick. The interior is damn nice too, beige as hell, just a couple of splits on the front bench.
S65
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:05 |
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Anyone else notice that it’s a close color to Immortalminority’s Sunchaser?
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:06 |
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It’s a more ideal wagon but they’re so uncommon. I think I would be torn between this and a ‘90 Camry wagon, which are unfortunately starting to get a little more expensive and desirable.
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RallyWrench
> CaptDale - is secretly British
12/06/2016 at 14:07 |
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RallyWrench
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
12/06/2016 at 14:10 |
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It’s dual meaning because we’re in San Luis Obispo.
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RallyWrench
> S65
12/06/2016 at 14:12 |
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It is, not as bright though. It’d look good on similar wheels though.
EL_ULY
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:15 |
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hell yeah!
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:15 |
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The one and only wagon for me
Or a CLUBSPORT R8 TOURER LSA
Jonee
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:20 |
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Mmm. Yes. I had a brown manual one once and it was positively unkillable. It was going to disintegrate into red dust before it would stop running.
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RallyWrench
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/06/2016 at 14:26 |
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Hard to argue with those Camrys, I like them too. If I could find one of those with a 4cyl and a manual I’d happily daily it. It’s not like these are hoonmobiles so FWD/RWD doesn’t matter so much. I dig the style of these more though.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:29 |
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If you had more money than sense, you could maybe take the AllTrac powertrain off of a Camry sedan of the same generation.
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RallyWrench
> CaptDale - is secretly British
12/06/2016 at 14:34 |
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I’d have the Holden. The Audi is nice, but I’m too familiar with them to want one.
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RallyWrench
> Jonee
12/06/2016 at 14:39 |
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Nice! I used to get rides to high school in a brown automatic wagon that was beat to hell but never quit.
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RallyWrench
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/06/2016 at 14:40 |
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Oh god, must not get such ideas. As if I have time for projects anyway, but that’d be cool, especially if I hung a turbo Celica motor in it. Or I could just, you know, fix my fucking Outback and have more or less the same thing.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:42 |
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But... But... Toyota frankenwagen!
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RallyWrench
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/06/2016 at 14:44 |
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Damn it, you’re right, it’s better. And less headgaskets, which is why the Suby is apart.
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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:50 |
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Well it’s not like jumping from one old Toyota to another is exactly a luxurious lifestyle, I assure you.
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RallyWrench
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/06/2016 at 14:52 |
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I don’t need luxury, I just need it to work. All my old Toyotas and our current one have been better at that than any other car I’ve owned.
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 14:52 |
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Familiar with the V10 Twin Turbo? We don’t get that here
10/10 the Holden would be cheaper to service (thanks GM), but that Audi is kinda the forbidden fruit and that engine in a family hauler.... YES PLEASE!
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RallyWrench
> CaptDale - is secretly British
12/06/2016 at 15:02 |
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No, but the V10 N/A and Audis in general. I like them as long as they don’t have completely ridiculous engines underhood. Nice on paper and when they’re new and don’t need anything, but fucked otherwise.
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Jonee
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 15:11 |
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I think they were all either brown or this yellow. Great little wagon. I moved using it once and it took less trips than I thought it would.
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 15:29 |
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Meh it is only money right?
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RallyWrench
> CaptDale - is secretly British
12/06/2016 at 15:54 |
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And time in the shop, and bloody hands, and periodic hatred of Germans.
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CaptDale - is secretly British
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 15:59 |
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I am too German to hate Germans. Plus I could just get you to work on it ;)
shop-teacher
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 16:43 |
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If there is one thing I have learned from Jalopnik and Oppo, it’s that money aside ... I simply do not have the patience to own an old German car.
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RallyWrench
> shop-teacher
12/06/2016 at 17:18 |
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The only reason I do is that I get parts at cost and do all my own work. I’m also very choosy about which models I’m willing to own, it’s a short list.
Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 17:50 |
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the only way this could get any better, is if it was a stick shift!
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RallyWrench
> Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
12/06/2016 at 18:11 |
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Exactly, it’s absolutely perfect otherwise.
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shop-teacher
> RallyWrench
12/06/2016 at 18:52 |
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That makes sense, you have the experience to know which ones to avoid. For me, it would just be like throwing darts a very expensive and over complicated dart board.